I like 'whos line is it anyway'

Colin Mochrie : Shakespeare said all the worlds a stage. i say you are crap!
Me : and i say you rock...

I : Pune trip cancelled. was too bored. Too much work...
Me: Fucking lazy bum...

Pune...

I:       Finally after 3 years i am going to Pune again... this time i wanna win the qualifiers...

ME: *adjusting the earphones* wha? you wanna win cauliflowers? in Pune?

I:       er... no. not exactly... qualifiers and cauliflowers dont have that much in common...

Apologies...

I: Hey guys, so sorry i have not been able to update my blog... been suffering from something like a writers block... but dont worry i am back...

ME: dude, they dont read your blog... no one does.. there are better things to do...

I: shut up! its for those who do... the loyal few...

ME: cough cough... the WHAT few?